January 30th, 2010
tweeters
Cunts in cars
January 29th, 2010You, yes you, the cunt reading this! Can you drive?
Every day i get stuck behind some cocksucker who cannot drive to save their life.
Today on the way to work i was sitting behind a VR commonwhore with a “Jack Daniels Racing” sticker proudly displayed on the back, now we are driving along on a nice straight bit of 100kph road, pretty simple i thought but no, someone who is now sitting on 80kph in said 100kph area keeps tap tap tapping on that middle pedal (well, being the POS car that it was and more than likely it’s a slush box so left pedal). Now what is the point of slowing down when you are already 20k’s under the speed limit on a straight road in good light?
Being that he has a “Jack Daniels Racing” sticker on the back i automatically assumed that he would know how to drive, but i might have been mistaken there, maybe the JD racing was more how fast you can slam down JD’s before you missus “accidently slams her head against a door know with your hand on the back of her head”
Seriously people, if you CANNOT control a vehicle and need to keep 20k’s under the limit, or just are not sure what you are doing in general, get off the fucking road!
Go do an advanced driving course, learn how to control a car, and get out of my fucking way!
January 21st, 2010
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There’s a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can’t catch ‘em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!
Spike Milligan
Needs more content…
January 21st, 2010Little help?
i need idea’s FFS!
or i could finish some stuff im writing..
Slander Campaign
January 21st, 2010Link: Slander Campaign
Fucking read it cunts.
