Cunts in cars
Friday, January 29th, 2010You, yes you, the cunt reading this! Can you drive?
Every day i get stuck behind some cocksucker who cannot drive to save their life.
Today on the way to work i was sitting behind a VR commonwhore with a “Jack Daniels Racing” sticker proudly displayed on the back, now we are driving along on a nice straight bit of 100kph road, pretty simple i thought but no, someone who is now sitting on 80kph in said 100kph area keeps tap tap tapping on that middle pedal (well, being the POS car that it was and more than likely it’s a slush box so left pedal). Now what is the point of slowing down when you are already 20k’s… Read More
Thursday, January 21st, 2010
On the Ning Nang NongSpike Milligan Read More
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There’s a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can’t catch ‘em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!