If you use a Mac, I hate you.
No, get off your high horse, I am not jealous, I just hate you.
Every time I meet someone who uses one they blab on and on to me about how great they are and how much they want to stroke Steve Job’s dick and swallow his apple flavored marketing juice.
Lets break this shit down a bit hey?
They are more expensive: An Apple computer these days uses PC parts, not Apple proprietary parts like they used to, so really you are getting ripped off.
They don’t get viruses: Well i hate to break it to you, but yes they do. They can and there are viruses out there for them, just Apples marketing department leaving a little dribble on your chin.
The software is easy to use: That’s coz you are a dipshit and don’t have the mental capacity to learn, you shouldn’t have the right to own anything other than a ball on a string.
To top it off, there is just no software on the machines, no one designs things to work on Mac’s and no one who really matters cares about Mac’s.
Now I have wasted to much of my precious time whinging about uni bound, hipster fucks.
Go shove your little cocks into the firewire port of uselessness and blow your load over your over priced piece of shit.
And don’t worry, you wont notice any stains on that white exterior.
