smashing it up..

I have this theory, came to me while looking though pictures of a lesbian party.

Lesbian’s don’t like girls like us hetro guy’s like girls, we like our’s all pretty and feminine, like women are supposed to be, Lesbian’s like there girls to look like guys, like Hetro girls like there guys.

See to me it seems that lesbian’s like there girls to look like guys but with cunts, just like hetro girls like guys who are cunts!

See, girls just dig cunts, no matter what the sexual persuasion!

You, yes you, the cunt reading this! Can you drive?

Every day i get stuck behind some cocksucker who cannot drive to save their life. 
Today on the way to work i was sitting behind a VR commonwhore with a “Jack Daniels Racing” sticker proudly displayed on the back, now we are driving along on a nice straight bit of 100kph road, pretty simple i thought but no, someone who is now sitting on 80kph in said 100kph area keeps tap tap tapping on that middle pedal (well, being the POS car that it was and more than likely it’s a slush box so left pedal). Now what is the point of slowing down when you are already 20k’s under the speed limit on a straight road in good light?

Being that he has a “Jack Daniels Racing” sticker on the back i automatically assumed that he would know how to drive, but i might have been mistaken there, maybe the JD racing was more how fast you can slam down JD’s before you missus “accidently slams her head against a door know with your hand on the back of her head”

Seriously people, if you CANNOT control a vehicle and need to keep 20k’s under the limit, or just are not sure what you are doing in general, get off the fucking road! 
Go do an advanced driving course, learn how to control a car, and get out of my fucking way!

Little help?

i need idea’s FFS!

or i could finish some stuff im writing..